How many youth workers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Im not sure shall we form a working group to look into it?
None - you have to ring technical services
None we empower young people to change the lightbulb for themselves
One !!! but it has to be the person specially designated in the health and safety document/policy 45.2,
A group, preferably of between 6-8, equipment required,
1. rope,
2. flip chart marker, blue and green
3, bungee cord
4. broom handles..
5. bulb, 40w
Time: 45 mins
If its between Jan and end of March then its as many as the management's underspend will allow.
If its after April then you will have to wait until
1) Lightbulbs are public enemy no 1 and both the government and director of your service have sent out memos to all staff.
2) Some kind of outside funding will pay for the change.
How many youth workers does it take to fill a minibus with petrol?
one to open the petrol cap (having watched 3 others fail)
Four to debate if the label saying petrol really means diesel
one to fill up the minibus
and another to use the hose as a skipping rope to amuse the others....
no I know its not that funny, but its how it happened on the way to the cinima
10 Reasons
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve
10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.
9. God knew that Adam would one day require someone to locate and hand him the TV remote.
8. God knew that Adam would never go out and get himself a new fig leaf when his seat wore out and would, therefore, need Eve to go get one for him.
7. God knew that Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself.
6. God knew that Adam would never be able to remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.
5. God knew that if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.
4. As "Keeper of the Garden," Adam would never remember where he left his tools.
3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.
2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone!"
And finally, the number ONE reason that God created Eve...
1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched His head, and said, "I can do better than THAT!"